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Entries from March 28th, 2011
Disclaimer: No men were harmed during the making of this list.
The following bullet points are different criteria, speculations, insights and/or facts of the opposite sex that I have learned during my 22 years of existence.
1. Don’t trust anyone with only 3 letters in their first name…(i.e. Jon, Rob, Dan, Hit (as in Hitler)…you get my point.
2. GEMINIS. Fuck ‘em. They are two faced and the worst zodiac match for my Leo! I seem to be attracted to them at first, until I find out their day of birth. Then I’m out of there like a bat out of hell. Too many past experiences with Geminis that didn’t end well.
3. Men that are 24 and still an undergrad need to stay away. You got issues if you’re still taking Intro to English for the 5th time.
4. Broke men are a disease! I will not pay for your sandwich you fat slug. Go get a job.
5. I get so bored with men who have no ambition. Waking up to play your Xbox does not count as a career-oriented goal. One time gigs on Craigslist does not either. Wake up and smell the Folgers–attempt at having a little more ambition for life if you really want to attract women.
6. Creepy old men on dating sites or Facebook that poke you or message you. Not. Cool.
7. Guys that spend hours at the gym. Dumbbells and protein shakes will not compensate for the brain cells and stamina you are lacking.
Question: Do Happy Hours Really Bring Happiness?
I feel like I’m in such a rut. I don’t really know what a rut is, but if I did, my state of being would be it. Everything is feeling so bland now. My love life: non-existent. My work life: too monotonous. My side jobs: Overbearing and stressful. My family life: All of the above has made me lack a family life. I don’t know, I usually thrive on excitement, passion and change. I have none of the above at the moment. What do I do?
Love hurts…for everything else, there’s Adele.